You’re not here to buy copy. You’re here because you have a business problem, and think that copy might solve it.
And you’re probably right...
Carefully constructed copy, messaging that has been thoroughly researched and words that are oozing with your brand personality?
That’s the shit that converts window shoppers into obsessively loyal customers.
So let’s take the bland, boring baloney that you’ve been throwing out there and swap it for something that actually gets them buying.
ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT...
I’m the (sLIGHTLY evil) copywriter you need if:
- You believe in what you're selling (non-negotiable)
- You're tired of playing it safe (and you're ready to own your personality, quirks and all)
- Your want to be in a league of your own (what competition??)
- You’re not happy with how your business is performing (that's where I come in...)
But IT'LL ONLY END IN TEARS IF:
- You want to play if safe (spoiler: that's not what healthy businesses are made of)
- There’s no room for improvement (If it’s all unicorns and rainbows, why do you want new copy?)
- You're an accountant, lawyer or brain surgeon (we're probably not going to gel - soz)
- Your brand is all about the bland, boring baloney (own it!)
If this sounds like you, then what are you waiting for: