You spend so much time, effort and cold hard cash sending traffic to your online store…


And for what…?

So that they can order from you once and never return? (was it something you said?)

So that they can sign up for your oh-so-enticing opt-in, only to eternally sit on your list? (tanking your email deliverability)

Or maybe it’s so that they can add a few things to their cart, only to abandon it faster than me dropping my kid off at daycare? (mama’s got work to do, kiddo)

Face it:

You don’t have a traffic problem.

You have a customer experience problem.

You’re sending perfectly good potential customers to a website that doesn’t convert well, blasting them with more of the same ol’ salesy emails they see everywhere, and subjecting them to a buying experience that’s kinda… yawn (at best).

And then wondering where it’s all going wrong...

Step away from the search engine, cause the madness ends here.



This ain’t no fluffy branding BS.

This is how you outshine your competitors, create a memorable customer experience and build an iconic brand worthy of loyal customers.



Discount codes are cute and all, but what if you had a better way to capture email addresses?

Quiz takers are engaged, warm (segmented!) leads that already have heart eyes for your brand.



You’ve got their email address… now what?

From your welcome and abandoned cart sequences to those underestimated transactional emails — these automated personality-packed sequences are your secret weapon when it comes to increasing sales, LTV and purchase frequency.



Ahhh product descriptions… the oft-overlooked snippets of copy that are so close to that point of conversion, you can basically smell the sale.

The right words will connect, persuade and motivate them to add to cart. The wrong ones will cost you.


Once you’ve got a killer brand messaging to leverage, product descriptions that get those visitors clicking and automated email sequences that increase purchase frequency without being spammy pieces of junk (y’know, the kinda stuff you’d be ashamed to show your mother)

You’ll be wondering why you didn’t do it sooner.

Wish I’d done it earlier.
Emma Mazur, Manflower Co

Done playing around?

Projects start at $2500.


Not sure what your business needs?

(Or can’t wait 2 months to get on my calendar)

Then a reality check audit might be just what the slightly evil genius ordered.